Joe the Plumber, aka the stupidest thing to come out of the 2008 presidential election, it has just broken, is going international! No, boys and girls, its not to fix the clogged toilets of the Gaza Strip, but rather to fix their ethnic differences.Yeah, as stupid as this sounds, it's actually true; Joe the Plumber is bursting, excuse my pun, onto the scene of journalism. This indeed is a sad day; Christiane Amanpour is dropping dead as we speak, or sharpening her knife to stab Joe when he arrives in the Middle East, either one.
Now, for those of you that may think that Joe's only qualifications as a plumber, remove him from the ability to report serious journalism, look you were wrong. He is going over to preserve the peace, but don't worry, on his way out he will be as offensive as possible: in response to the question of how he will stay safe in the Middle East, he responded something to the effect of 'I am a Christian and God will protect me'. Oh right, that must be what all of those people in the Gaza Strip have been forgetting for all these years! I bet if he just tries to force his religion on them, all will work out well!
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