The blog song

So, I really am not a fan of blogging because it makes me feel like a creeper. I usually associate blogs with 40-year-old men who still bum around in their parents' basement and are destined to be losers for the rest of their lives. But, alas, I guess I have no option but to blog, so I will try and make the best of it, by singing. Here is a song that I just made up about blogging, to the tune of Mary had a Little Lamb:

Blogging i-is really fun
Really fun, really fun
Blogging i-is really fun
But it's creepy too
I write about no-o-thing
No-o-thing, no-o-thing
I write about no-o-thing
But still have an A

I can't write very much

Very much, very much

I can't write very much

'Cuz I don't have a brain
It makes the children laugh and play
Laugh and play
Laugh and play (yeah, I did steal that part directly from the song)
But it's still creepo

The end. That was my song and I hope you liked it. I couldn't really remember all of the words to Mary had a Little Lamb, so they syllables might be off and I don't know if I ended in the right spot, but I am really just okay with that, because it is surely a masterpiece. I mean seriously, Kanye West is already working on a version of this for his next album, not even kidding.