Red said, "Watch out!"

What is Red? Author: Unknown

Red is a sunset

Blazing and bright.

Red is feeling brave

With all your might.

Red is a sunburn

A spot on your nose.

Sometimes red, is a red red rose.

Red squiggles out when you cut your hand.

Red is a brick

And the sounds of a band.

Red is hotness

You get inside

When you’re embarrassed

And want to hide.

Fire-cracker, fire-engine

Fire-flicker red –

And when you’re angry

Red runs through your head.

Red is an Indian

A Valentine heart,

The trimmings on

A circus cart.

Red is a lipstick

Red is a shout

Red is a signal

That says, “Watch out!”

Red is a great big

Rubber ball.

Red is the giant-est

colour of all.

Red is a show-off,

No doubt about it –

But can you imagine

Living without it?

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Yeah, red is a tite color, let's take a look at some of the fabulous things that flaunt this color. Red is...

...the color of beauty and love, expressed through the elegance of a simple rose.

...Chippendales, whoops did I say that? I meant a has-been group of Mexican Vegetables (they go by the Red Hot Chilly Peppers). And yes, this was the least racy picture I could obtain from the Internet because their posters are basically soft core porn or something, it's basically a problem.

...energy; speed-addicts can't use drugs ALL the time, they need other, cherry-flavored fixes sometimes to get their wings.

...the color of parties, or at least what constitutes as a party when you're 94, which is apparently dressing up and sleeping.

...nourishment, sure these tomatoes look like bug-infested shit, but they provide someone in a third-world country with food. (Dear God, they'll stomach the worms if it keeps them away from scurvy.)

...farmhouses and country shit, enough said.

...the only good thing about that United Kingdom, besides the Beatles I guess; everything else is puke-worthy. (Who the hell else eats eel pie?)

...America and all the fatty stereotypes that come along with us.

...glamor in carpet form.

...And most importantly, red is elegance. Red is Valentino and all of the marvelous connotations that come with that concept.