If girls were boogers...

If there is one thing in life that makes me smile, it is a great pick up line...they are the sole reason that Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday of the year! So, in the spirit of a two month-ish belated celebration, I thought I would share some fabulous, yet school-appropriate ones that dem boys can use any time:

• My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.


• If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!


• Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.


• Can you catch? because I think I'm falling in love with you.


• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?


• Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.


• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?


• Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.


• Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!


• You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.


• I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.


• Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!


• Don't be so picky... I wasn't!


• I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?


• Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.


• You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.


• I wish I were sine squared and you were cosine squared, because together we could be one.


• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.


• If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.


• You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.


• If you were cocaine, I would overdose!


• Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.


• Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?


• You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.


• Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.


• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.


• Hi, who's your friend?


• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


• Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.


• Are those astronaut pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!


• Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!


• Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.


• Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!


• I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


• Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?


• Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?


• You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.


• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?


• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.


• You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!


• Is your name Gillette? Cause you look like the best a man can get.

Yes, they are all classics, and there are many more where those came from. Me, I'm still partial to the classic 'girl I like your face' because it makes me laugh more than you will ever know, but those other ones are good too, especially the one about diarreah.